Lynna Clark: Inept with new expertise – Salisbury Submit

By Lynna Clark

I’m form of clumsy in terms of social graces. Like Don Rickles on the Andy Griffith Present, I’m fairly inept. To me, persons are scary … downright intimidating. Nonetheless, for 20 years I labored on the entrance workplace of a small faculty. All day lengthy I handled individuals. I used to be just a little bit good at that. I feel as a result of I might assist them shortly they usually’d be on their manner with out too many phrases. If I needed to make a cellphone name, I realized to observe what I might say beforehand. Even now, I do the identical. Like final week I wanted to examine on strawberry vegetation on the native nursery. In my head, I had the questions prepared however when a gruff previous dude answered, my phrases got here out “blah blah blahder berrydo have you ever some?” Additionally “what’s the time of which you shall be closed?” I seemed like Yoda however not as clever. Perhaps that’s why I write.

Annyyywayyy…

It seems I’m not actual savvy with the expertise speak both. Somebody was making an attempt to name whereas I used to be listening to a Marco message from Permaculture Daughter. I assumed I might simply hit the orange button that popped as much as see who was calling. However one way or the other I obtained Google assistant who mentioned, “Strive saying, ‘Remind me to take out the rubbish.’ ” So I hit that button making an attempt to do away with her since my cell was nonetheless ringing and Marco was nonetheless taking part in. In fact Google Woman mentioned, “OK! I’ll remind you at 9 o’clock tonight to take out your rubbish.” She appeared so happy to assist that I hated to disappoint her. With out working towards, gently I mentioned, “No Google Woman. Do NOT remind me in regards to the rubbish to be out at 9 o’clock.”

Bless her coronary heart. I feel she was making an attempt her finest, however she knowledgeable me in her very-pleased-to-be-of-service voice. “OK! I’ll remind you NOT to take out the rubbish at 9 o’clock.” So I gave up on her and hurried to reply my incoming name. However alas. They have been gone. So I continued the tour of my daughter’s yard backyard on Marco. At the least I’m savvy sufficient to ship her a well-deserved thumbs up, coronary heart and comfortable face. I’m positive she was impressed. Plus! No phrases have been harmed within the course of.

Sadly, the decision I missed was one thing from a determined prince who wants cash. I’ll need to meet up with him later. Perhaps I’ll simply textual content him so I can plan my phrases. I positive don’t need to insult the royalty which is unquestionably him by misspeaking. However first, I would should take a nap. I’ve a name scheduled previous my bedtime to remind me NOT to take out the trash.

Lord assist me!

“Could the phrases of my mouth and the meditation of my coronary heart be acceptable in Your sight O Lord my Power and my Redeemer.”

— Psalm 19:14

Lynna Clark lives in Salisbury. Learn extra at LynnasWonderfulLife.wordpress.com

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